What's that? Birthday wishes in more than one place? Happy birthday you loveable fuckstick. If you don't have a good one I'm coming after you, and not in the good way where we both splurge on the floor
Miserable Christmas, to you, Evil! Enjoy your inevitable lumps of coal that Santa is going to hurl through your window because you've just been terribly naughty to me all year (and have a Happy New Year!)
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