Erectile Disfunction guild leader, it has been too long since I ran my fingers through your long, ginger hair.
Uh, you are still a long haired ginger, aren’t you? I hope you haven’t gone straight and got a respectable stockbrokers haircut!
I say old chap, many felicitations on this glorious day. May the tides of Vermin be swept before you and crushed in squealing agony to herald your celebrations!
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