Prepare yourself. I brought a jar of the good stuff 
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Merry Christmas Chef
I <3 Silentgurl, Death, and Havocat. All the rest CAN BURN IN METEOR FIRE
Happy Birthday Chef!!!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, Chef! I hope your lube flows eternally and your lovers are many. Have a great day dude!
Of course! How else am I supposed to windmill in the background of your home movies?
Chef-y, dearest, it's been too long since I felt your clammy breath on my upper arms. I hope the travelling side-show didn't tire you out too much on their way through town. Happy birthday dude!
45 today y'all. Probably more than halfway to bitter death!
Happy birthday to the great unclean one!
Happy birthday, and is there an update on that WD-69?
I love y'all. You will be my special test monkeys for my new product, WD-69.
Happy day of spawning remembrance!
Happy birthday, ya greasy bastard!
If you're lucky I'll bring over that drum of lube you gave me for Christmas and we can make that slip 'n' slide you always wanted in your back yard
They are supple and spongey like a perfectly steamed meat bun mixed with jello.
Are squeezable?
It was explosions while doves fly up into the air and somewhere there's an electric guitar riffing, but I was too cool so I turned and walked away in slow motion wearing sunglasses and blowing bubble gum good. Thank you!
Y'all mothas are too sweet!
Happy day of emerging! May you enjoy your spawn day!
Happy birthday from the future!
We have flying sex robots, squirty cheese that squirts itself in to your mouth(don't ask me how it knows when you want some, it just knows) and a machine that fires an appropriate amount of lube at your junk at high speeds when you clear your throat in the right way. That last one requires a bit more calibration, though I'd be interested to hear your thoughts
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