Blowfish

I have played City of Villains, WoW, DDO, Rift, SWTOR, D3, Hearthstone, Archeage (for a hot second) and Guild Wars 2 online over the past ten years. This has often scarred my sensibilities, made me coat myself in tattoos for security purposes and also engage the Goat as my lord and savior.

My goal in games is to kill, kill, kill in order to have the grass grow that much greener. Blood for the blood god, shoes for my wife. It makes sense.

If I had a superpower I would use it for evil. Same goes for Force powers. Because Good is Dumb. (We know that right?)

Chaos, bubble gum, women named Candy, sloths and Goats