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    Tone deaf Florida man runs out of song ideas and reaches out to talentless online community for inspiration :-P

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    Keep 'em coming. I might even finish the song before Florida Man becomes irrelevant.
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    If Florida man ever becomes irrelevant, we'll just start looking towards the antics of New Jersey Man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tefached View Post
    If Florida man ever becomes irrelevant, we'll just start looking towards the antics of New Jersey Man.
    Whoa there! I live just north of Florida man at this point, but am sadly from Jersey. Easy with that Tef! Anyway, we all know that Jersey man stories will just be accounts of the proud blue collar working man that Springsteen taught us about I assume.

    Or some flamboyant jackass like Bon Jovi...
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    Not exclusive to Florida Man, but you could always make a song about driving the wrong way in the Walmart parking lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elviscera View Post
    Whoa there! I live just north of Florida man at this point, but am sadly from Jersey. Easy with that Tef! Anyway, we all know that Jersey man stories will just be accounts of the proud blue collar working man that Springsteen taught us about I assume.

    Or some flamboyant jackass like Bon Jovi...
    Sadly, I, too am from New Jersey. So I'm pretty much screwed.

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    Picks up AK's mic ...

    The first 10 of 101 Florida stories:

    1. Accused Florida man says his cat downloaded child porn, not him.
    2. Florida man calls 911 80 times to demand Kool-Aid, hamburgers, and weed
    3. Man says cocaine in his buttocks isn't his
    4. Man stabbed in confusion over harmonicas
    5. Drunk woman calls 911 to say she was lost in woods, did not know where to urinate
    6. Trapper trying to catch elusive loose monkey gets death threats
    7. Sex-doll threesome man gets off
    8. Florida man has sex with pit bull in his yard as neighbors beg him to stop
    9. Man sprinkled fiancée's ashes at LensCrafters, causing Florida mall's evacuation: Sarasota Police
    10. Florida strip club offering free flu shots ...

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-...ened-in-florid

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    duplicate ... sry
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elviscera View Post
    Whoa there! I live just north of Florida man at this point, but am sadly from Jersey. Easy with that Tef! Anyway, we all know that Jersey man stories will just be accounts of the proud blue collar working man that Springsteen taught us about I assume.

    Or some flamboyant jackass like Bon Jovi...
    Unfortunately, collateral damage is not only unavoidable, it's a requirement when bombing on Pfloyd.

    That said, what about the horror stories told around the fire pit burning dumpster at night? The ones about the monsters that live near the shore?

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