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    Official Dino-Bard Pfloyd's Avatar
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    Those of you brave enough to watch my previous videos of terribly played music know I like to make videos where I...play music terribly. I'm ready for another one, and I need your help. I need your favorite Florida Man stories. The more bizarre, the better. List 'em here, with links if possible. I might try my hand at making a video that doesn't include just my ugly ass trying not to stare at a camera as I play guitar poorly. Thanks!
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    GTFO with this bullshit, Pfloyd.
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    There once was a Bush we called Jeb who had low energy and his following ebbed, so he sucked on his thumb, called his old mum and watched the primaries from the web...

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    I said stories, not limericks, knuckledick. Thanks though.

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    I know you already should know this story because you lived it:

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/drunk-flo...wer-on-highway
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    There once was a tone deaf knuckledick
    He said he wanted no limericks
    so I tossed back a beer
    pretended not to hear
    and told him he was such a major dick...

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    Oooooohhhh, a burrito, if you can get him to throw a cookie next, that'll be desert!
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