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    I haul dirt from point a to point b on a glorified dump truck.
    Do you want ants? Because, this is how you get ants.

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    I spend 7 hours a day with children who would rather be screwing but are instead forced to stay in my company. I tell them stories about people that died and how it happened and force them to tell me about it later.

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    I spend all day getting covered in lube and sweating.

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    I look at feces and play with midgets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanz View Post
    I look at feces and play with midgets.

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    They have those exclusively for little people :-P

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    I make drawings and beat people around the head with them.

    Alternatively,

    I burst other people's bubbles using math.
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    Part one, feels like: Perform conjuring tricks, with no hat, no rabbit and no audience.
    Part two: Discover and describe well known truths in new and exciting ways. Also Part 3.
    The upside: very high levels of autonomy - (I get to pick which darkened room and which 60 hours a week)

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    Give me lots of money, so I can pay someone else with it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Straightsix View Post
    I spend all day getting covered in lube and sweating.
    Porn star?


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    Mechanic?

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