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    Pretty much just the title. If you have a good one for any profession in general, feel free to post it.

    Mine: Lubing up loose things and making them tighter by screwing them.

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    Assembling fracking tools for the oil field.

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    I'll bite.



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    I show up at people's work to find out if they or anyone they work with is stupid and/or mean.

    Business is booming before anyone asks.

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    I consume taxpayer money to develop things the DoD says they need, buy may or may not actually need. Lithium energy storage engineering guy.

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    I oversee a small group of rare people who can interact with those who have high technical skills and no social skills, and those with low technical skills and high social skills.

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    I sit in a chair.
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    I move paperwork from one place to another, either electronically or physically.

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    I talk to big wigs about things that other people work very hard on. Also, I move paperwork from one place to another, either electronically or physically.

    I also correct documents that have already been corrected several times. I use red ink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loyn View Post
    I oversee a small group of rare people who can interact with those who have high technical skills and no social skills, and those with low technical skills and high social skills.



    Personally, I attempt to not strangle my co-workers while interacting with guests that couldn't math their way out of a wet paper sack while fixing the issues those same co-workers created despite being trained repeatedly not to screw up. Also I count money and make deposits.
    Last edited by Death_Rictus; 05-30-2017 at 09:50 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Death_Rictus View Post



    Personally, I attempt to not strangle my co-workers while interacting with guests that couldn't math their way out of a wet paper sack while fixing the issues those same co-workers created despite being trained repeatedly not to screw up. Also I count money and make deposits.
    Describe it badly, not accurately

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