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    I had to pass this one along!

    Just too damn funny to keep to myself (from a forwarded email to me):

    Pfizer Announcement

    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

    Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO!

    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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    Re: I had to pass this one along!

    :2thumbsup:


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    Re: I had to pass this one along!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhodar
    ...elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
    I thought I was already there...

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    Re: I had to pass this one along!

    That's pretty good and funny

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