WoW Application - Mèh (3/1/2)

Meh

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WoW Application - Mèh (3/1/2)

Which game(s) are you joining us in? WoW.

Are you over 18? (you must be 18+ to apply) Yarp i be 19.

Are you a member of any other guild in that game? Nopers just in this lovely guild.

What is the name of the character(s) you intend to join with? Mèh my douche of a undead mage.

Do you have friends or family in the guild? If so what is their forum name? i mean i dont know their forum name but i guess im friends with syco, more of a friend of his hat though, and ginny i think her name is that speaks of horrid things in whispers.

We're big believers in the "everyone pitches in" mentality. If you want to raid, are you prepared to help organize or lead that raid? that i am and i will lead it like william fucking wallace in braveheart.

Do you have an issue using Mumble? (Being able to at least listen is critical for active participation in PvP/raids. Note that we don't use Vent.) nope not a problem, as long as my ears dont get molested by one gm in which i wont speak thy unspoken name.

Answer the following 4 questions. PROTIP: if your answer is shorter than the question, we will make fun of you for being boring.
1. Tell us the story of the dumbest, funniest or most embarrassing thing you've ever done: Well my beautiful day starts at school one day where i decide to ditch lunch with a tall greek friend of mine to go smoke some marijuana at another friends house of mine. So we get there we get completely stoned and i intended to stay there and just be high for the rest of the day but me in my state of mind got talked into going back to school, i go into school with some weed in my shoe and i sit in my class extremely baked and one of these deans assistants comes to get me from my class because i was seen from the third story window walking threw the football field back to school by mostly everyone, so i get down to the deans office and their is my dumb greek friend that is like 7ft tall laughing and being a giant fuck. I then have to go in to talk to my dean who might i add is wearing like a fucking shower curtain for a dress and her teeth are like little funky toe nails so she asks me to empty out my pockets i do so and i have a peice of paper with a spec of dirt inside from idk i was high shit happens so she says oh oh steven what is this in ur pocket is it drug parifanalia i look at it and say, "it is enriched soil you prick" so she gets a microscope and looks at it and it was sure as day a peice of dirt so she asks me if i was smokeing and i say with a smile nope and she gets my mental friend in there and starts talking to him, so i thought i was fucked because a firetruck comes with i guess people from an ambulance (i guess thats how it works in my town ), and they start telling me they are going to give me a pill and if i smoked weed it would destroy my body forever. so im already like okay this is bullshit and makes no sence so my friend calls his british greek mom which is the size of a wooly mammoth, she starts argueing with the dean saying why are u trying to give my kid a pill and she says because we think he is under the influence so she says no thats just my dumb sons face. so i beat the system, well in the end i ended up getting removed from school for peircing a teachers butt cheek with four thumbtacks i put on her seat so i guess in the end i still havent learned shit. gf school
2. What is your Zombie Plan? Well you gotto hurry and get tons of ramen noodles and supplies, guns ,and tons of ammunition to survive. im looking forward to it happening bc i have many ways of getting out of that shit alive, i read the fucking survivors guide and i tie my shoes so i dont trip and get murked by most people in zombie movies. after i get my supplies ill either get my gf but if shes dead ill get the nearest sexy chick i can find and bring her back to my home thats boarded up filled with supplies and ill first plant the seed of life in her so if we are the last people, well ill tell her that we should start early but ill just want some pussy if something was to happen :D, ill sit on my roof for most days picking off zombies with my good ol'e sniper call in for rescues and if that doesnt happen ill clear out as many zombies as i can till i can get a working tank, drive it to the coast and build a boat to float to an island a rich fuck owns and live there bc zombies cant fucking swim and the guy owns the island so nobody would be there and i would do what im pretty much doing right now for the rest of my life, oh and im bringing my fucking dogs too . so if you want in on my plan pay me in advance.
3. Tell us something cool about yourself that has nothing to do with gaming: i can do a backflip on a trampoline, and partys are the shit (just thought i should state that)and i make sweet sweet love to women that arent fat or smelly down there .and this is off topic but ginny give it a rest i will not take a shit on you like its disturbing, hockey is beast and i am pretty damn good at beer pong i won a bean bag tournament in the chicago fire stadium for 5g's, i have a good girlfriend her mom buys me condoms to fuck her daughter and i drink beer because vodka is for the polish but whiskey is for men. go blackhawks the vancouver canucks are diarreah.
4. If you were us, why would you vote you into The U? Well im not a nerd i have a life and i dont take wow seriously whatsoever but i dont half ass raids whatsoever, all the times when i raid im not a fail and i listen to what im told and learn easily but in the end it doesnt matter how good of a player i am because it just matters that im not a fucking LAME and i love verbally owning many people in chat or on vent so itll be a fun ride with me, im haveing a terrible time backspaceing and seeing what im typeing the scroll thingy is going nuts so yeahhhh ill respect your decision if you are to decline. :(

Quick survey! We will totally judge you by the answers you give below:
• Favorite Type of Music: Rock is the day time music and techno when im drinking.
• Favorite Movie: Goodfellas,Heat,Scarface,28 weeks/days later,Casino,conan the barbarian, the departed and a lot more i just cant think of them, pretty much the entire mob genre. or drug movies like blow.
• Favorite Book: ok honestly Clifford the big red dog was the last book i've had the chance to read so... :S
• Favorite Non MMO Game: Chutes and ladders or halo, beer pong or anything involving bewbs (girl boobs)
 
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Re: WoW Application-Mèh

Greetings Meh, and thanks for taking the time to fill out such an ... interesting ... app. The lack of punctuation kinda makes it hard to read though so you might want to start there and possibly get one of your friends to help you...
 

Meh

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Okidokie. its 4:30 in the morning so hopefully they will vouch for me when they get on.
 
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ummmm.....

I want to like this app. But something just feels off to me. If I figure out what it is I will let you know.

For now. The zombie plan...

Where do you plan on getting a tank? Do you live near a coast with lots of privately own islands near by? How are you going to be sure this random "chick" you grab isn't infected and just inst showing signs yet, and then when you bring her back she eats you instead of the other way around?
 
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Were you drunk or high when you put in your application? I just need some background.

Otherwise please actually give us an embarrassing story or funny. Yours was neither.
 
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Yeah,
I think he was a bit buggered when he wrote this.

Kinda reminds me of when I was 19, interested to see where it ends up.
 

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Yeah, I kinda want to remove the rest of the punctuation from the funny/embarrassing story and just read it as a stream of consciousness piece.

Which did you prefer 28 Days later or 28 Weeks Later?
 
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I'm sorry, I couldn't help but laugh my ass off through the whole reading of this app. I am not even worried about puncuation.. I mean really? cant we see past that to see the humor here? I am so happy that you decided to comepletely speak your mind Meh! I found humor in almost everything that you said.... but it could just be me and some of these other guys just arn't getting it. I have played with Meh in game and he is as true as his words, he helps where help is needed and is there to make guild chat hilarious... then again, I know that I have provoked him more then a few times, all in good fun right Meh? Where do I go to put a downpayment on your zombie plan? Cause mine might fall through and I will need a fall back. I think you have the builds of a decent app here, keep the banter up... make sure you show everyone your true colors, and you will be golden!


Gl on your app, sir!
 
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OMG.

I knew. I KNEW this was going to be hilarious.

Meh said:
go blackhawks the vancouver canucks are diarreah.
THIS IS A LIE. Blackhawks are GIANT DOO DOO. My Canucks are AWESOME.



Meh said:
and ginny i think her name is that speaks of horrid things in whispers.
Don't lie - you ask me for it. I think you like it. :lol:
 
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Meh said:
i have a good girlfriend her mom buys me condoms to fuck her daughter
I think this really brings into focus what I found disturbing about your app. That's incredibly disrespectful and definitely not classy.

Your whole app had that undertone to it and I'm just wondering: is that an accurate representation of you?
 

Meh

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Well i really didnt think my bad punctuation was frowned upon :S but i went back and fixed it kind of, and of course i would know if the girl that i bring to live with me during the zombie apocalypse i would do that first right when the outbreak starts so i have a huge chance of it not being a zombie girl that is just going to eat me ill know the signs because the only way to truely become a zombie is to be bitten so i would probably notice it when im haveing sex with her, and also no that doesnt just comletely paint a picture of me as a person i have a girlfriend of 1 year and 1 month and im 19 i dont really put a ton of effort into this because the app said would you like to have a drink with me, but now i think this is something entirely different like some sort of just grammer disection? honestly this is me im pretty sure im not going to change who i am but it was 4 in the morning when i wrote this, and when i read the tell a story about yourself i actually told a huge story about myself so it should still be looked on as such. as a story about me getting you to know me but in the end :uey:
 

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Don't want to sound harsh, but overall I'm not that impressed. Not saying you aren't a good guy, just don't think you're our type of good guy. We're pretty laid back, but the application is one thing we do take seriously because you aren't coming into "just" a game guild, you're looking to join a group for any game you're likely ever be interested in, and we want to know you'd be a good representative of Unrepentant in every game you play. Not terrible, so I'm holding off on a no vote, but I hope to see some improvement.
 

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Oh also to why i chose 28 weeks later and 28 days later, i've always liked zombie movies like last people standing kind of situations and those 2 movies where in my eyes amazing aside from the rabies thing dont think that would be the way we got zombies around, but it just is that they are decent actors because usually in most zombie movies they have the worst actors and just a shitty story, How when the man is walking around in the doctors gown alive threw it at the begining of the movie finding out what happened to his city then getting ambushed by a priest zombie and some others and they are actually sprinting after him it was nuts both of them where completely nuts and i loved every minute of them. hopefully you dont hate my answers, and i dont live by a cost i would make my way their though with a tank or makeing a hummer all set up to mow down zombies and i would bring many bombs dynamite from all the gun stores and military surplus i'd go to them then every gas station just so i have a way to not die out in the worst spots(zombie riots), and hopefully find a way to get the gas nozzle inside the car so i really wouldnt have to go out there tons of times risking me or whoever is doing it for me just to fil er up
 
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sepoy said:
Meh said:
i have a good girlfriend her mom buys me condoms to fuck her daughter
I think this really brings into focus what I found disturbing about your app. That's incredibly disrespectful and definitely not classy.

Your whole app had that undertone to it and I'm just wondering: is that an accurate representation of you?
Hmmm ..... As hard As I tried I couldn't really find the humor in this app...
 

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Aethyre said:
Don't want to sound harsh, but overall I'm not that impressed. Not saying you aren't a good guy, just don't think you're our type of good guy. We're pretty laid back, but the application is one thing we do take seriously because you aren't coming into "just" a game guild, you're looking to join a group for any game you're likely ever be interested in, and we want to know you'd be a good representative of Unrepentant in every game you play. Not terrible, so I'm holding off on a no vote, but I hope to see some improvement.
Dont worry about sounding harsh lol its completely fine you have your reasons and i dont hold it against you.
 
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Meh said:
Well i really didnt think my bad punctuation was frowned upon :S
It's not frowned on in the sense that it'll prevent you from becoming a member outright but it does carry connotations with it and none of them are positive.

Meh said:
and also no that doesnt just comletely paint a picture of me as a person
Awesome, so lets hear a little more about you then. Interests, plans for the future, etc?

Meh said:
i dont really put a ton of effort into this because the app said would you like to have a drink with me, but now i think this is something entirely different like some sort of just grammer disection? honestly this is me im pretty sure im not going to change who i am but it was 4 in the morning when i wrote this, and when i read the tell a story about yourself i actually told a huge story about myself
The app process is serious because it has to be. Otherwise, we'd have a ton of asshats here and that's not what we want. As I mentioned above, it's not a writing critique but oddly/incorrectly punctuated sentences are difficult to read.

What I really wanted to know with my question about whether this was an accurate representation of you or not is: are you a disrespectful little shit or did the whole thing just come across wrong for me?
 

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sepoy said:
Meh said:
Well i really didnt think my bad punctuation was frowned upon :S
It's not frowned on in the sense that it'll prevent you from becoming a member outright but it does carry connotations with it and none of them are positive. Yeah your completely right i should of been on the punctuation but i didnt think it would be like hard to read ya no, sorry about that.

Meh said:
and also no that doesnt just comletely paint a picture of me as a person
Awesome, so lets hear a little more about you then. Interests, plans for the future, etc? Well im striveing to be a cook or something like that when i finish college, i love cooking but people dont untill i learn how to cook, Well i'd love to move to florida love the weather and i like snow but its damn cold here in chicago and im a warm weather kind of guy, maybe going on a vacation with my friends to get away from it all it's been a while since ive been out of this city and im in need of a cold beer on the beach in tampa.

Meh said:
i dont really put a ton of effort into this because the app said would you like to have a drink with me, but now i think this is something entirely different like some sort of just grammer disection? honestly this is me im pretty sure im not going to change who i am but it was 4 in the morning when i wrote this, and when i read the tell a story about yourself i actually told a huge story about myself
The app process is serious because it has to be. Otherwise, we'd have a ton of asshats here and that's not what we want. As I mentioned above, it's not a writing critique but oddly/incorrectly punctuated sentences are difficult to read. True my apology's didnt mean it to be such a shitty punctuated app, its been a while since i've actually typed something that long, and also take into consideration i was extremely tired. lol Sorry.

What I really wanted to know with my question about whether this was an accurate representation of you or not is: are you a disrespectful little shit or did the whole thing just come across wrong for me?
No im not just a disrespectful little shit and if you new me like in the game before this ap im pretty sure you wouldnt hate this app as much but thats the problem lol this is how your getting to know me im not just an asshole that i guess i've made myself out to be i was mearely getting straight to the point and stuff like the fucking her daughter situation is the way she talks to me in real life she tells me straight up to go and fuck her daughter exact words, so i just wanted to put it in her words im sorry if i disrespected anyone.( P.S my answers to your questions above are inside the quotes sorry about that.
 
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Okay - I'm just going to point out that Meh is unique.

I've gamed with him a bit, and he has a fairly unique sense of humor that he brings to the table. Just my two cents. :D
 

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Ginormica said:
Okay - I'm just going to point out that Meh is unique.

I've gamed with him a bit, and he has a fairly unique sense of humor that he brings to the table. Just my two cents. :D
lol canucklehead <3
 

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Shybear1106 said:
I'm sorry, I couldn't help but laugh my ass off through the whole reading of this app. I am not even worried about puncuation.. I mean really? cant we see past that to see the humor here? I am so happy that you decided to comepletely speak your mind Meh! I found humor in almost everything that you said.... but it could just be me and some of these other guys just arn't getting it. I have played with Meh in game and he is as true as his words, he helps where help is needed and is there to make guild chat hilarious... then again, I know that I have provoked him more then a few times, all in good fun right Meh? Where do I go to put a downpayment on your zombie plan? Cause mine might fall through and I will need a fall back. I think you have the builds of a decent app here, keep the banter up... make sure you show everyone your true colors, and you will be golden!


Gl on your app, sir!
ill need all the luck i can get, lol but yeah ALL IN GUD FUN newb :p, and gold ingame as a down payment so chop chop geif geepee's or you could mail me about hm 1grand, your more then welcome to join me on my strive to live throughout the zombie apocalypse
 
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