What if Lord of the Rings happened in Asheron's Call?

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Was watching LotR and suddenly remembered this old-but-gold from back in my AC days :D

Many of you have probably read this, it's fairly old. However, for those who haven't, you will probably find this hilarious.

If Lord of the Rings happened in Asheron's Call



Isildur hits Sauron so hard the lifestone flinches!

Elrond says, "Open his corpse!"

Isildur says, "No ring..."

Elrond says, "Jesus Christ, the spawn's acting up again. What's the timer on this quest?"

Isildur sits

Elrond sits

Army of Elves sits

Army of Humans sits

Elrond says, "So, anyone catch Seinfeld last night?"

Isildur says, "afk"

Elrond taps his foot



Gandolf: It will be a long hard journey that will cover many miles.

Frodo: cant you just open a portal?

Gandolf: I dont have Item Magic

Frodo: WTF??? NOOB!!!!!!!!

Gandalf says, "Frodo you n00b, did you drop something?"

Frodo says, "What do you mean?"

Gandalf says, "Sixth Sense: The One Ring (69.9N, 80.1W)"

Frodo says, "WTF? That thing keeps dropping since the patch. I think it's a bug

Frodo says : "Who is that man in the corner ? "

Barliman says : "They call him Strider, he's a ranger."

Frodo says : "OMFG ! That template is SOOO gimped !"

Gandalf says : "We have been betrayed Elrond. Saruman has found the perfect perching spot! And has been macroing for months! He's now quite powerful, and in league with Sauron's xp chain. We need to make our own xp chain and fellowship to try to compete or he'll take all the kills"

Frodo says, "I'll take the ring, though I do not know the way. Anyone have a portal to Mt Doom?"

Gandalf says "Edro!! Edro!!"

Boromir says to your fellowship "I knew we should have found a lockpicker
instead of a gimp mage with war magic and sword trained"

Slithis Tentacle hits you for 4 damage

Legolas says to your fellowship. "WTF these tentacle thingy's are **** XP,
lets go hunt Isengard."


You gore Cave Troll for 10 points of piercing damage!
You gore Cave Troll for 19 points of piercing damage!
You gore Cave Troll for 21 points of piercing damage!
You gore Cave Troll for 20 points of piercing damage!
You gore Cave Troll for 19 points of piercing damage!

You say to your fellowship, "Gandalf imperil plz"

Gandalf says to your fellowship, "To hell with that, do I look like your imperil b**ch?"

Gollum says, "Hey can I get in fellowship?"

Gimli says, "Sorry we are full "

Gimli tells your fellowship, "Anyone leaving soon as Gollum wants to join?"

Legolas tells your fellowship, "Yes Gandalf is leaving in a min as we are
coming up to the Balrog [face_tongue]"

Boromir tells your fellowship, "LMAO!"

Gandalf tells your fellowship, "Legolas your a funny guy"

Gollum says, "Hello??????????"

Gimli says, "Hold on min plz, Gandalf is just gonna get vitae then he is
out"

Gollum says, "K THX PLZ TELL ME WHEN HE LEAVES"

Gimli says, "Sure"

Gollum says, "Sorry caps "

Gandalf says, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Baalrog singes your upper leg for 18 points of fire damage!

You take 1 point of minor impact damage!
You take 3 points of minor impact damage!
You take 7 points of minor impact damage!
You take 6 points of minor impact damage!
You take 4 points of minor impact damage!
You take 8 points of minor impact damage!
You take 7 points of minor impact damage!
You take 6 points of minor impact damage!
You take 207 points of crushing impact damage!
You have been killed by impact!

Your fellow Gandalf has died!

On the world of Middle Earth the mighty Gandalf has slain the Balrog with
the might of magic, now the earth shall rest until the mighty Balrog rises
again.

Boromir tells your fellowship, "WOOT"

Legolas tells your fellowship, "Grats"

Frodo tells your fellowship, "Oh can I loot him? Grats BTW"

Gandalf has left the fellowship!

Gollum tells you, "Hello?????? my turn now?"

Gimli tells you fellowship, "**** gollum wants to join, ummmm."

Legolas tells your fellowship, "I got an idea, just for now."

Orc is now a member of your fellowship.

Gimli tells your fellowship, "Huh wtf?"

Legolas tells your fellowship, "Well it was the orc or Gollum"

Gandalf tells you, "Vitae :/"

You tell Gandalf, "Sorry see you soon."

Gandalf tells you, "Hey do me a favor?"

You tell Gandalf, "Sure try to"

Gandalf has given you permission to loot his corpse. This permission will
last an hour.

You tells Gandalf, "Your kidding right? LOL"

Gandalf tells you, "Nope 5% Vitae, lost my Vammy, major war helm and 5 mage robes "

You tell Gandalf, "Sorry, I am not going down there "

Orc tells your fellowship, "Heya all. Wazzzzuppppppp! Are we gonna make mad xp or what?!?"


You tells your fellowship, "Hey guys never guess what Gandalf just asked me"

Legolas tells your fellowship, "I know, he asked me to."


Boromir tells your fellowship, "LMAO He asked me to loot his body hahahaha"

Boromir says, "We suffer so much from such a small thing..."


Aragorn says, "Give the ring back to Frodo"

Boromir says, "**** and GO Red"

Frodo says, "Griefer STOLE MY RING"

Boromir says, "No way, I found it on the ground. You dumbass drop it not my fault. It is not even inscribed"

Frodo says, "I didn't drop it, it's some weird patch-day bug, it's been
dropping all afternoon"

Aragorn says, "KTHXBYEDIEIRLPLZ"

Uruk Hai impales Boromir for 150 points of piercing dmg
Boromir heals himself for 150 points


Boromir tells your fellowship, "Um, a little help over here plz"

Uruk Hai impales Boromir for 180 points of piercing dmg


Boromir heals himself for 160 points

Aragorn tells your fellowship, "Oh yeah, surrounded by Uruk Hai and all of a sudden your Mr Teamwork..."

Uruk Hai casts Archers Gift on Boromir

Boromir tells your fellowship, "Since when did Uruk Hai start using level 7
vulns? I'm not baned!"

Uruk Hai hits Boromir so hard the life stone flinches.

Boromir says "Aw ****, I knew I should have trained missile defense!"

Boromir has left the fellowship.


Gollum tried and failed to assess you!
Gollum tried and failed to assess you!
Gollum tried and failed to assess you!
Gollum tried and failed to assess you!
Gollum tried and failed to assess you!
Gollum tried and failed to assess you!
Gollum tried and failed to assess you!
Gollum tried and failed to assess you!
Gollum tried and failed to assess you!
Gollum tried and failed to assess you!


You tell Sam, "I have a bad feeling about this place. We should be going
now."


Gollum tried and failed to assess you!
Gollum tried and failed to assess you!
Gollum tried and failed to assess you!
Gollum tried and failed to assess you!


Sam tells you, "Agreed."


Gollum tried and failed to assess you!
Gollum tried and failed to assess you!
Gollum tried and failed to assess you!

Gollum tells you, "Hey i am your patron's new character, can I borrow that
ring for a screenshot?"
Source :)
 
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