Tractor-trailer carrying human waste overturns, causing crappy commute

Dao Jones

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That had to be a crappy experience for everyone.
 

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Truck overturns; fecal matter spilled.

The joke here is that I used a semicolon. Semi-colon. That's a twofer. I'm funnier than the rest of you guys.
 
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JOKES?! We makin jokes?!

Okay, heres my attempt:

Some piece of shit blew past me on the highway today.
 
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But if this was in Flushing, the spill wouldn't have happened, then it would be Notflushing. Did it happen on Butt Hole Road.
 
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This thread is flush with crappy puns. Some poor truck driver lost his shit, dumped his load all over the highway and caused a bunch of drivers days to go right down the toilet. Then the guy had to plunge right into the rest of his day, which you know involved a reaming from his boss, and hope that he didn't get shit canned. I am sure he is down in the dumps and here you guys are sloughing this stuff around on this thread. :D
 
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This thread is flush with crappy puns. Some poor truck driver lost his shit, dumped his load all over the highway and caused a bunch of drivers days to go right down the toilet. Then the guy had to plunge right into the rest of his day, which you know involved a reaming from his boss, and hope that he didn't get shit canned. I am sure he is down in the dumps and here you guys are sloughing this stuff around on this thread. :D
 
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