Some Idiot

Pfloyd

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...made a video for Rhyzen. I posted it in his "guitar" thread, and thought some other Ueys might get a kick out of it, for no other reason than to laugh at this idiot. And trust me, he's an idiot. A knuckledick even. Yep. Probably best to not even watch it, honestly. Mildly NSFW for bad words. From the idiot.

NSFW

 
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This is the guy we all picture in our heads whenever we read a headline that starts with the words "Florida man..."

Here are some examples I would expect to be atrributed to this guy.
  • Florida Man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza.
  • Florida Man arrested for throwing cookie at girlfriend.
  • Florida Man crashes through skylight and into wrestling match.
  • Florida Man in gorilla suit breaks in home, hides under bed.
  • Florida Man charged with fixing cars with Play-Doh.
  • Florida Man causes $100k in damage to Walmart liquor store under construction with hotwired forklift; gives police his name as "Alice Wonderland" and says a hookah-smoking caterpillar told him to do it.
  • Florida Man caught on camera licking doorbell.
  • Florida Man high on drugs fires upon deputies who are trying to arrest him for practicing medicine without a license. He's also the town's mayor.
  • Florida Man robs his own house thinking it was his neighbors and is arrested by police officers.
  • Florida Man thought he stole opioids, took laxatives instead.
 

Pfloyd

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I'm pretty sure that kid who fell through the skylight was in Jacksonville, too. Special place, Florida.
 

Wexamos

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You need to upload the weekend song or whatever it was to youtube so i can watch it
 

Silentgurl

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Wow..calling yourself an idiot? I am shocked =p but no, it was a really good Vid Floyd, you should be proud and you were even helpful to another Uey :)
 

rhyzen

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this video is truly a masterpiece that will live on for ages. idiots making videos sounds like it could be a new series of youtubes run by Ueys

while I did not end up buying the guitar you recommended, it was certainly not for a lack of trying to find it. but because I'm an impatient jerk from jerktown, I bought the ibanez that they had in the store

TL;DR: METAL
 

Havokist

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You should know the internet by now. Pics or it didn't happen :p
 
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PuhFloyd. I enjoyed your musical melodies. Next time I want you to try for a combination of a whimsical bard from a fairy tale story and a budding pornstar from the casting couch. I want smiles and more deep eye contact. I feel that ChefB will agree and people will be dying to mash that subscribe button to be notified of future episodes.
 
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PuhFloyd. I enjoyed your musical melodies. Next time I want you to try for a combination of a whimsical bard from a fairy tale story and a budding pornstar from the casting couch. I want smiles and more deep eye contact. I feel that ChefB will agree and people will be dying as they throw up in their own mouth.
Fixed it!
 
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