New game for us here, Corrupt a wish!

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Wish granted. Richard Ayoade is now cast as the Doctor. Unfortunately, the show was permanently cancelled before any filming had started.

I wish I could find my Pantera CDs.
 
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Granted. But he does Dr. Who in drag.
I wish the humidity would go away.
 

huntgod

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Granted. But he does Dr. Who in drag.
I wish the humidity would go away.
Just ignore this, but wanted to say that him playing Dr. Who in drag would be fucking awesome...so you didn't ruin anything - neener neener!
 
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Granted, you now have a wish. But it's a really embarrassing one, so you don't dare to post it.

I wish my apartment would just clean itself.
 
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Granted, your apartment is now a hermetically sealed self-centered clean room environment.

I wish that I could manage my time better.
 
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Granted, but you are now a hamster.

I wish I invented something that made me enough money I no longer have to work.
 
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Granted, but you are now a hamster.

I wish I invented something that made me enough money I no longer have to work.
Sim-sala-bim, O Master! Your wish has been granted. Your new device has converted your body, family, and friends into glorious mounds of solid bullion coins and shimmering gemstones. You certainly never have to work again, such is your wealth as you are your wealth.

I wish I could speak a word that upon hearing, others would be confronted by their illogic and hypocrisy and truly be made to face their dissemblings.
 
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Granted, now no one wants to talk to you so they throw you into space with no provisions or air.

I wish I had the energy to work out..
 
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Granted, you now have limitless energy but can't seem to sit still or relax.

I wish that I could stop worrying about things that I cannot change.
 
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Yes my dear Alara, I grant you the ability to change EVERYTHING in the universe, one thing at a time...
So you CAN stop worrying! As long as you keep on changing...

I wish everybody on earth would treat others and anything in this world with more respect.
 

Pfloyd

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Wish granted. Everyone on Earth is now Rodney Dangerfield.

I wish I could summon any food I want, and have it appear before me, ready to eat.
 
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Wish granted, but you only have 1 second to eat it before it turns to ash.

I wish I could have a good cigar and scotch right now, without getting out of my chair, and without hearing OMG not in the house!
 
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But of course dear Ironylive, wish granted...
Only, you've just survived throat- and lung cancer... CONGRATULATIONS! :)
So you rely on a "Tommy port" (a direct tube into your intestines) for your food (and drinks) and can't smoke... Ever again!

Lets wish that I can turn invisible (and back when and to who and how I'm now) at will! :eek:
 
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Wish granted! You can turn invisible whenever you want. Whenever you do, a part of you doesn't re-appear and the first one to go is your little Tesander.

I wish all of our life issues were resolved and we lived happily ever after :D
 
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Granted. The sun is going supernova and you have 30 minutes to live.

I wish I had a house with a nice garage for the bikes.
 
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But of course!
Here is a doll house, with a nice garage for the bikes...

I wish the Dutch summers we more like the French summers: A little less rain, a relative constant mild temperature (around 25-30 degrees Celsius = 77-86 degrees Fahrenheit)
 
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You are instantly transported to south Australia with no pants.




I wish there was a deodorant that lasted past lunch.
 
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Wish granted. You now live with spongebob and other invertebrates under the sea.

I wish the dryer would'nt cause a time rift continuum for lost clothes.
 
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