- Joined
- Jan 2, 2014
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Membership Application
Are you over 18? (You must be 18+ to apply.)
Yes
Which game(s) are you applying in?
Neverwinter
What is the character or account name you’re joining that game with?
Lady Truesight
Do you have friends or family in the guild? If so what is their forum name?
No
So... let's talk! What follows are a bunch of questions that give us a sense of your personality, and give us something to talk about. If your answers are boring or short, we’ll assume you’re boring (and probably short).
Tell us the story of one of the dumbest, funniest or most embarrassing things you've done as an adult.
I always wanted to know what pepper spray smelled like and if it was really as bad as people made it out to be. Well, one day I was cleaning the house and I found that my girlfriend at the time happened to own a can of pepper spray. I thought to myself alright well here is the chance to find out what it is really like. I am obviously not an idiot so I sprayed it in the sink and not directly in my face. I took a huge whiff in and immediately regretted my decision. Pepper spray does in fact burn like a mother fucker and it was hours before my face region calmed down.
What's the coolest job you've ever had? What's the worst? (And why?)
Best: I worked as a field organizer for a political campaign in the 2012 cycle. Working for a campaign is a life changing experience. It's a 70+ hour a week job that involves a shit ton of work. It is constantly challenging and will take every ounce of energy you have and some you didn't know you had. It gives you the mindset that you can do anything.
Worst: I was a telemarketer for a stretch. It is god awful. People are dicks (understandably so) and I had dreams that I was still at work on the phone. No thanks.
Worst: I was a telemarketer for a stretch. It is god awful. People are dicks (understandably so) and I had dreams that I was still at work on the phone. No thanks.
Name three video games you'll replay no matter how old they get. (And why?)
Mario Kart - Double Dash - It's my mother fuckin jam.
NBA Jam - He's heating up - On Fire - Boom-shaka-laka- Razzle Dazzle
Solitaire - I has no friends
NBA Jam - He's heating up - On Fire - Boom-shaka-laka- Razzle Dazzle
Solitaire - I has no friends
Tell us about the most annoying person you've ever met, and why he/she annoyed you.
My ex-roommate's girlfriend. That crazy lady basically moved in to our apartment without talking to any of the other roommates and dirtied up the place; refused to clean; talked massive shit on me (loads of ridiculous lies were said).
Tell us something cool about yourself that has nothing to do with gaming. (Free hint: responding to your application thread with photo or video supporting evidence is a plus!)
Not sure if this is cool but the random fact that I usually use when I am asked is that I have a tramp stamp. I am a thirty year old dude with a literal tramp stamp. I may or may not share an image.
Why choose the Unrepentant Gaming Community over just a regular gaming guild?
I heard there were no pants and beers.
BONUS: Ask us some questions! We're sure you've got some.
If I am filling out this application sans pants do I get bonus points?
Almost done!
do you wear pants?
No