- Jul 12, 2013
Are you over 18? (You must be 18+ to apply.)
Which game(s) are you applying in?
Guild Wars 2
What is the character or account name you’re joining that game with?
Do you have friends or family in the guild? If so what is their forum name?
So... let's talk! What follows are a bunch of questions that give us a sense of your personality, and give us something to talk about. If your answers are boring or short, we’ll assume you’re boring (and probably short).
Tell us the story of one of the dumbest, funniest or most embarrassing things you've done as an adult.
Dumbest: getting married:
Funniest (but I'm sure it's in the 'you had to be there' category): *Nearly* talking a friend/coworker into taking a client (who was in town from Germany) to a gay bar. I left happy hour early, and said friend texted me asking where he should take the client who wanted to see more of Austin while in town. I politely responded with "Oil Can Harry's" assuming my friend knew of it by reputation, but instead of a sarcastic remark he responded with only an 'ok'. I waited a while, but probably by the time they are about 5 minutes away from the place, my conscience got the better of me and I let him know that maybe they really don't want to go there. I will forever regret not letting them show up there and figure it out themselves.
Most embarrassing: Getting too frisky with my future wife (see 'dumbest') one night at a bar. People to this day are scarred by "The Bone Incident". No, no pics. Thank god it happened before cell phones with cameras.
What's the coolest job you've ever had? What's the worst? (And why?)
I guess my current one is the coolest, I run a software development company. Cool part: Sometimes I get paid a ton to surf the web and read about games. Uncool part: sometimes I have to work my ass off.
worst: Working at grocery stores while in high school. I wasted my time working for minimum wage when I could have done something productive like... play more video games
Name three video games you'll replay no matter how old they get. (And why?)
Super Mario Bros: Its like riding a bicycle, I can beat Bowser pretty much by reflex still.
Baldur's Gate 2: The best single player RPG ever. It's not even up for debate.
Street Fighter series: I'm no longer in fighting shape, but I will always have fond memories of the heyday of fighting games including having to drop a class in college because I entered a SF2 tournament instead of taking an exam.
Tell us about the most annoying person you've ever met, and why he/she annoyed you.
Most annoying ever? that's hard to nail down to just one. But to stick to gaming, there was this guy in the Dallas tabletop Battletech scene who was such an obnoxious nerd that he embarrassed the rest of us nerds whenever he'd show up. Despite being an alleged 'adult', he'd cry whenever the rules went against him and when he rolled a crit he'd jump and down like he won the lottery. I can still almost smell him to this day. *shudder*
Tell us something cool about yourself that has nothing to do with gaming. (Free hint: responding to your application thread with photo or video supporting evidence is a plus!)
Lets see... I'm a jack of all trades; master of not-that many. At least i'm not afraid to try nearly anything, usually with embarrassing or awkward results. First time skiing: gave up at the end and slid down the mountain on my ass. First time throwing a 'real' party in college: spent the whole night throwing up on my bathroom floor. First time racing a car: taking out half the course while 100 people stared on groaning since they'd have to reset the thing up. First time with a man: Wait, what? Um... that's enough questions for now.
Why choose the Unrepentant Gaming Community over just a regular gaming guild?
Because yall are the only ones dumb enough to take me. Also, Rhal is a good guy. I assume he is hanging out with other good guys/gals.
BONUS: Ask us some questions! We're sure you've got some.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!! I took too long to fill this form out and had to retype everything, so the only thing i'll say here is: why did you leave the only question that matters for last? Does anyone *really* wear pants, especially while gaming? I mean, it makes no sense. Why would anyone do that?
do you wear pants?
Last edited by a moderator: