Grown-Up Toys (nsfw now)

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Dream 'toy'? I think any guy that grew up between the late '70s up to the very early '90s can agree with me on this one.


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Mutiny

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I, uh, thought this thread was going to be about something else and I'm a little disappointed.
 
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I, uh, thought this thread was going to be about something else and I'm a little disappointed.
Like, I feel like someone should warn sharppointystick before he buys a ticket and concessions and settles in for this show.
 
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Folks, when Tef puts something in nested Spoiler tags, he means it. *awkward pause* He means it.
 

huntgod

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People forget Val Kilmer started in comedy, Top Secret and Real Genius are two of my all time favorites.
 
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I feel much better, now that this thread has been dragged down to an appropriate level of Ueyness. I was a bit worried that it might fail to live down to the title, but everyone came through nicely. Good job!

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I really pity the guy that dates the woman that uses TSex. I mean talk about riding a skateboard into an airplane hangar.
 
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Fun fact: the owner of that company is a guy, and he is known to test every single product personally.
 

Mutiny

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I really pity the guy that dates the woman that uses TSex. I mean talk about riding a skateboard into an airplane hangar.
I'm not sure I know what TSex is but I promise you vaginas don't work the way you are suggesting they do.
 

ObiWanJabroni

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I'm not sure I know what TSex is but I promise you vaginas don't work the way you are suggesting they do.
Its in the nested spoiler from T-dogg on the first page.

Part of me knows that you're right, but part of me suspects that thing might bend most well known rules about anatomy.
 
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