Florida Man isn't the hero Florida needs - he's the hero Florida deserves.

Dao Jones

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I'm sure this had made the rounds before, but if you haven't visited https://twitter.com/_floridaman you really need to.

This image will help explain the awesome:


(For people not getting the joke, this twitter feed collects headlines from Florida wherein the culprit is described simply as "Florida man", and repurposing them as the antics of the world's worst superhero. Apparently, guys in Florida really know how to party.)
 

ObiWanJabroni

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I live in Florida. I've been telling everyone about Florida Man. He truly is the exemplar of all things Floridian.

There are plenty of lude and raunchy things, but when Florida Man was arrested for trying to steal a driveway, I lost my shit.
 
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Hey! Don't judge me dammit! Screw all those haters in the comments, I'm the best lover Doodle ever had...Also Doodle did consent...his eyes said yes...:p
 
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