Describe your profession badly.

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Pretty much just the title. If you have a good one for any profession in general, feel free to post it.

Mine: Lubing up loose things and making them tighter by screwing them.

[SPOIL]Assembling fracking tools for the oil field.[/SPOIL]
 
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I show up at people's work to find out if they or anyone they work with is stupid and/or mean.

Business is booming before anyone asks.

Spoiler:
HR specialist
 
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I consume taxpayer money to develop things the DoD says they need, buy may or may not actually need. Lithium energy storage engineering guy.
 

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I oversee a small group of rare people who can interact with those who have high technical skills and no social skills, and those with low technical skills and high social skills.
 
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I move paperwork from one place to another, either electronically or physically.
 

rhyzen

Sir Jerky, Esq. of House Jerkington
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I talk to big wigs about things that other people work very hard on. Also, I move paperwork from one place to another, either electronically or physically.

I also correct documents that have already been corrected several times. I use red ink.
 

Death_Rictus

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I oversee a small group of rare people who can interact with those who have high technical skills and no social skills, and those with low technical skills and high social skills.


Personally, I attempt to not strangle my co-workers while interacting with guests that couldn't math their way out of a wet paper sack while fixing the issues those same co-workers created despite being trained repeatedly not to screw up. Also I count money and make deposits.
 
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Personally, I attempt to not strangle my co-workers while interacting with guests that couldn't math their way out of a wet paper sack while fixing the issues those same co-workers created despite being trained repeatedly not to screw up. Also I count money and make deposits.
Describe it badly, not accurately :p
 

Dao Jones

I am the Waffleman. Goo goo gajoob.
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I say smart things to dumb people, and dumb things to smart people, in order to convince each group they belong in the other category, and need me to get them there.
 

Aethyre

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I place dead flesh in hot places prior to its consumption by unappreciative assholes
 
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For a small fee, I provide a small space where people do anything they want until 11am. But no, we do not rent by the hour, ChefB.
 

Mutiny

Unrepentant's Andy Griffith
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I pretend to be personable to older folks with computers.
 
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Usually I help people find new and interesting ways to do their job. Lately I tell them all the ways they're doing their job wrong and all the changes we're going to make so that they start doing it the right way again.

.... I liked it better the first way.
 

Havokist

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I set up and operate equipment that vibrates for the enjoyment of others.


Sound engineer : )
 
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