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I'd like to inquire about the naked honey and fire ants party. FOR A FRIEND

GET IN MY VAN

I'm still waiting for you to come back, my darling Tanuki. I hope a stalker didn't kidnap you and turn your skin into his bathrobe.

I <3 Silentgurl, Death, and Havocat. All the rest CAN BURN IN METEOR FIRE

Someone has a birthday coming up! *Slowly removes pants, puts on pubic clown mask* The party has arrived!

Elvis, literally just now after like 5 years of you doing this, I have just noticed that you tag all of your threads with "chefb's koala sodomy". I approve of this easter egg

Erectile Disfunction guild leader, it has been too long since I ran my fingers through your long, ginger hair. Uh, you are still a long haired ginger, aren’t you? I hope you haven’t gone straight and got a respectable stockbrokers haircut!

45 today y'all. Probably more than halfway to bitter death!

I love y'all. You will be my special test monkeys for my new product, WD-69.

I hope you can stop kung-fuing for a day and enjoy a happy birthday!

Happy birthday, you molestable old goatbeast

Syaorandc, you know that Japanese butts are the MOST squeezable. Tell me about butts.

Happy Birthday! Fancy a ride in my van?

Butts

May sweet happy birthday beer flow into your cup from a unicorn's sparkly anus and glitter gooch

Touch me in the arboretum, my beloved lilac flower

Gunnr! Hey Gunnr! Happy birthday yesterday! I hope it was slamming a Mt. Dew and jumping over a train on a skateboard good!

I just noticed, that lots of people come here to wish you a happy birthday. But no one comes here to offer to dress you in a slinky leotard and pee on you. It just doesn't seem right, you know?

In the words of Sheryl Crow: All I wanna do Is touch your butt Not the hole part, just the buns All I wanna do Is touch your butt Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica boulevard Because I am also a moderately talented product of the 90s and like butts.

Y'all mothas are too sweet!