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    I am the Waffleman. Goo goo gajoob. Dao Jones's Avatar
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    I say smart things to dumb people, and dumb things to smart people, in order to convince each group they belong in the other category, and need me to get them there.

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    I place dead flesh in hot places prior to its consumption by unappreciative assholes
    Look, I'm not saying elf chicks are sluts, but you never see any half dwarves or half gnomes, do you?

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    I lie.
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    I keep people from being distracted by oncoming catastrophes.


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    For a small fee, I provide a small space where people do anything they want until 11am. But no, we do not rent by the hour, ChefB.

    "I must not brony. Brony is the mind-killer. Brony is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face bronies. I will permit bronies to pass over me and around me. And when brony has gone past I will turn the flamethrower to its path. Where the brony has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."-Death_Rictus

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    Unrepentant's Andy Griffith Mutiny's Avatar
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    I pretend to be personable to older folks with computers.

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    Usually I help people find new and interesting ways to do their job. Lately I tell them all the ways they're doing their job wrong and all the changes we're going to make so that they start doing it the right way again.

    .... I liked it better the first way.
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    i clean up shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wexamos View Post
    i clean up shit
    I lol'd because I know what you do. Good one!


    As for me, I take money from people who could just Google it

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    I set up and operate equipment that vibrates for the enjoyment of others.


    Sound engineer : )

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