WoW App: ^^9Poo ^^5Dolphin (0/0/10)
Are you over 18? (You must be 18+ to apply.)
Which game(s) are you applying in?
What is the character or account name you’re joining that game with?
Do you have friends or family in the guild? If so what is their forum name?
Tell us the story of one of the dumbest, funniest or most embarrassing things you've done as an adult.
Here's something dumb, I filled out this app in it's entirety without verifying my email.. I CLICKED THE SHIT OUTTA THAT LINK, MOTHAFUCKER I CONNECTED THRU STEAM!
anyways here we goooooo
For my 25th birthday, me and a few coworkers went to downtown Tulsa (yes Oklahoma, I fucking hate this state. It's like a mosh pit of peopleofwalmart.com and the people in deliverance. I'm from Cali, i know how to party) We went to 2 or 3 different bars, and after about 5 carbombs, an assortment of other shots, on top of more that a few beers, we found ourselves at this place called electric circus. Where I was buying shots for half the bar, because I needed more people on my level of drunk. My Haitian friend (who by the way is impossible to understand, and even worse when he's drunk) introduces me to some girl (forgot her name) and this is how my conversation with her went:
"omg it's your birthday?"
"did you get a birthday kiss yet"
BOOM, start making out right there at the bar. Which turns into groping, into dancing on the floor with more groping, and eventually fingering her, ON THE DANCE FLOOR IN FRONT OF ERRBODY. She was wearing a short dress that was practically falling off her and it was easy access since she wasn't wearing panties. And you bet your ass I wasn't discrete about it at all, I was behind her, reaching around to the front going in. Ya it would have made more sense to come from behind, BUT FUCK THAT. People were walking by doing double takes, taking pics with their phones (and I have yet to see these pictures, so if you or anyone knows where I can get these please let me know) So I later get a hand job in a booth ishouldturn25moreoften.jpeg. And when it came time to leave, we were out front waiting for a cab, thinking to myself "awwww yeaaaa, one night stand on my birthday!" Then enter fat ugly friend into the scene. Now I really don't remember much of this, but this is only what I remember from being told:
fat bitch: "no, you are not taking her home, she's coming with me"
me "OOH MY GODDDD!!!! GUYS, IT'S THE WHALE FROM FINDING NEMO!!! WE HAVE A CELEBRITY HERE IN TULSA OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT!!!! (i do remember the shocked look on everyone's faces) IT'S OKAY, I SPEAK WHALE, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMM GOOONNNNAAAA HAAAAVVEEE SEEEEEEEEEEEXXX WIIIIITH, YOOUR FRIIIIIIIEEEEENND, SOOOMETHING YOOUUU WIIIILLL NEEVERRR KNOWWWW IIIIIISS LIIIIIIIKEEEE"
and she slaps me
me: "you know, i would hit you back, cuz technically, you're not a woman. But I don't want the cast of Whales Wars hunting me down, so I'm gonna let you have her, and you can move on with the rest of your life dealing with elephant legs"
Moral of the story, I am a douche when I drink. Cougar hunting is a sport. And have no fear when it comes to meeting insecure women at bars. And looks aren't everything, I'm a 5'7" ginger with glasses. Tucker Max is my idol. I stole the nickname elephant legs from him, and it has done wonders into bringing many lulz into my nightlife.
I've been thrown out of plenty of bars, and most recently the Hard Rock in Tulsa. I like to party, I like to drink. Drunk raids are a hobby of mine, and look forward to sharing more drunken adventures with you fine people.
What's the coolest job you've ever had? What's the worst? (And why?)
I was in the Air Force for 9months, got kicked out. Plenty of funny stories there too. But the most fun I've ever had in a job was when I was a supervisor/lifeguard at this water park inside an amusement park in Santa Clara, CA. I fucked around there so much to a point where I'm surprised I didn't get fired. I would do a horrible but recognizable Christopher Walken impression over the PA system anytime we needed to evacuate a pool, mostly when we closed at the end of the day. Do (daily) test rides on our slides wearing nothing but a speedo. Fucked a girl on the observation tower ride. Fucked the same girl in the old and no longer used IMAX theater. There were a lot of horrible, horrible things I did to my coworkers that they never knew about. Those can be stated later since it's NSFW or NSFW@W. I once got entire train full of people on a roller coaster to sing the sponge bob theme song, where they were all being recorded and didn't know about it. Which we would watch later for our own enjoyment and is actually now used in a training video for the park. Intentionally sent guests in the wrong direction. I once lead a guest in an entire lap around the park while directing him to the exit, he was Chinese and I didn't give him a chance to speak, just started making up bullshit history about the park and famous people who have never been there. the list goes on....
I currently am a home theater specialist at Best Buy, it's fun, but shitty at times. Also, really it's really hard to get fired from this job.
Name three video games you'll replay no matter how old they get. (And why?)
Zelda, Goldeneye, and supersmash brothers. EVEN though the N64 looks like shit on an hdtv, they're still some of the greatest games in existence. Brings me back to the good ol days when I didn't have enough friends to play multi-player so I'm naturally shitty at it. But still a good time regardless. I'm off and on with WoW, but I do find it a great way to kill time, and I enjoy trying new games all the time.
ANY NHL game, I love hockey also
OH, and this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvDXsZQJWA0
check out the rest of my channel if you have the time
Tell us about the most annoying person you've ever met, and why he/she annoyed you.
This one Australian raid leader guy I raided with in BC. The way he pronounced "melee" just grinded my gears. It still haunts me to this day.
Also, I have one manager who is more full of himself than I am of myself. He refuses to admit that he's wrong, ever. And will get in your face if you try to prove him wrong. We had a store flag football game, in which he picked the teams, which were stacked against us with all the blacks and athletic people on his team (and he's also black, who actually told us that we can't hate him because that would be racist. seriously, he actually told me this, and a few other employees). Well anyways, he was being overly competitive at a friendly game of flag football. Shit pissed me off. OH, and my favorite moment so far was when MY team (Stanford) beat HIS team (Oregon), he made me stay 3 hours later to do shitty ass projects. But was totally worth it.
Tell us something cool about yourself that has nothing to do with gaming. (Free hint: responding to your application thread with photo or video supporting evidence is a plus!)
I'm a very ballsy individual, I really have no boundaries and always live life with the mindset of "what's the worst that could happen?" The amusement park I worked at started this fall event called "Halloween Haunt" It's where we turn the entire park into a haunted themed shit, with multiple mazes and attractions n shit. Anyways, the guests would vote as they were leaving at the end of the night, for their favorite maze and/or attraction. This one vampire themed maze named "Club Blood" won almost every night, because they had poll dancers in lingerie. So I spiced up my summer camp gone wrong themed maze. Which was at the log ride, where we were supposed to jump out and scare people as their log floated on by. Pic is me half naked and in a freddy mask.
Why choose the Unrepentant Gaming Community over just a regular gaming guild?
You guys seem like you're my type of people. Srs about having a good time. And that's what I'm all about. I've done my share of hardcore raiding, and I just want to log in, get drunk, maybe raid some shit, and have fun, and not wear pants.
BONUS: Ask us some questions! We're sure you've got some.
If you clone yourself, and have your clone jack you off, is that gay, incest, or masturbation?