That is hilarious!
If there were ever any doubt that you didn't belong here, you just removed it.
I am the Waffleman. Goo goo gajoob.
This is the most hilarious thing ever, and I am stickying this in the Rejected section for posterity.
For you, the reader who has just stumbled onto this application and is wondering what the hell is going on, I shall provide you with some back story:
Alverdine was a member here who joined in Rift. She was pretty cool, and her original app was solid, so we voted her in. Things went well for a while, but one day she and her little clique of in-game buddies decided - even though they joined a casual guild that basically says "take the initiative to get things done" - that they wanted Unrepentant to change to be the guild THEY wanted us to be. They wanted:
- Raid leader positions created for their friends who refused to do any work without said title
- People to be "encouraged" to get raid ready, just so she and her buddies could raid more
- A DKP system to be created, even though one of our founding philosophies is that we will NEVER use that kind of silly shit here. (Because we don't care about gear in games.)
When they didn't get what they wanted, they whined. When they were told to step up and stop bitching, they accused the leadership of being jerks, and tried to rally other guild members to their "cause". When the majority of the community blew them a raspberry, they quit with varying degrees of class.
Now, to be fair, some of them left with some dignity. They understood that this dispute had nothing to do with an "us versus them" mentality, and simply saw that we were not a guild that suited their playstyle. So they left, and best of luck to them.
Others, like Alverdine here... well, they left with considerable less maturity and class. She actually took the time and effort to go through her *entire* app and edit every response to be some sort of insult or profanity. That's... serious dedication to manifesting your rejection anxiety and personal insecurities, people.
What's the lesson in all this? Well, it's that no application process is perfect, and occasionally we let some real nutters through. Luckily, they never last here.
Oh, and apparently "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned".
Hugs and kisses, Alverdine. Keep on fucking that chicken.
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